You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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