My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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