You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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