His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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