Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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