No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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