I'm so fucking centered right now
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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