therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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