Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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