Your tits are I can't wait for
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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