Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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