quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I accidentally burped into my bong.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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