I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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