you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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