We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I wish there were birth control emojis
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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