The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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