Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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