problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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