3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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