And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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