ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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