ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
All the doctor said was why
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