The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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