do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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