I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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