It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dick very happy bro
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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