If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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