I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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