Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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