is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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