And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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