I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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