I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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