Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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