How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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