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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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