Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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