It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
its not stalking. its research.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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