So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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