And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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