Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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