That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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