why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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