Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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