My brain says no but my pants say off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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