I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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