I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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