what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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