its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My first STD was from a foam party
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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