dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
When are your genitals available?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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