Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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